French Sperm Don't Get Fat

“When it comes to sperm counts, French men aren’t what they used to be, according to a new study. Researchers found that between 1989 and 2005, the number of sperm in one milliliter of the average 35-year-old Frenchman’s semen fell from about 74 million to about 50 million — a decrease of roughly 32 percent.”
— Before you dismiss this with a, “Big deal, so there will be fewer men wearing berets and stealing our Oscars for performances in which they do not even bother to speak,” bear in mind that it’s not much better anywhere else.