Tommy Lee Is 50

Thomas Lee Bass turns 50 today in what is a pretty clear testament to the fact that good genes will usually triumph over a series of consistent attempts at self-destruction. If the anecdotes in the Motley Crue tell-all The Dirt are true, Tommy Lee once fucked a breakfast burrito, which, if nothing else, shows a level of commitment to the form that considerably outshines the efforts of other foodies. Happy Birthday, Tommy.