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Okay, fine, I tried to ignore this the first time around because it seemed a little too easy even to me, but apparently the universe wants me to share the story of the RABID BEAVER EPIDEMIC in Northern Virginia. If you can watch the video above without snickering, congratulations: You have passed middle-school maturity level. Anyway, I bet every time they see another one of these stories, Bill Wasik and Monica Murphy have to think, “Cha-ching!” just a little. And can you blame them?