How Many Used Books Did Morrissey And His Elderly Female Accomplice Steal From The Strand?

“Morrissey, who was there alone, immediately rushed to her side and crouched on the ground to see if she was okay. She had just lost her bearings and was fine. He picked up her stray belongings and asked if he could get her some water or call for help. She declined and collected her things and moved on. But my friend said she touched Morrissey’s cheek in gratitude! Obviously, she didn’t know who he was, just was touched by this act of kindness from a nice British man… He seemed very shaken up and flustered by the incident and left the store soon afterwards without buying anything.”
 — An anonymous eyewitness tells Queerty that Morrissey helped an elderly lady who collapsed in The Strand bookstore on Sunday. Yeah, right. “Without buying anything,” I’ll bet! [Via]