Drunk Idiot Freaks Out in Miami Beach (Of Course) Movie Theater

by Choire Sicha July 31, 2012

“When officers searched the theater, they found several sandals that were left behind by moviegoers who fled the scene.”
 — “Man paced theater, screamed ‘This is it’ during movie showing: Police.”

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