Guess Who's Back? The Evil New Agers

Visualizing a downpour of rain on Colorado.

— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) June 28, 2012

Neat! Megalomaniacal New Age preacher-shill Marianne Williamson has been mounting a comeback and I didn’t even know it! She is a wingnut, and a former associate of the uber-wingnut Louise Hay, who — well, let her tell you her own parable of manifesting a sore throat because she wants to be pitied. You know, because we all make ourselves sick with our thoughts. HOW do you beat those thoughts? I’m glad you asked.

That’s right. Got it?

Anyway, chick was made for the Twitter era. Me, I’m visualizing an end to cultish spiritual vampires. Listen, you KNOW I am all about the light and the love, and the puppies and the flowers, and the appreciating the moments. And whatever gets you through this weird, messed-up world! If it works for you, go for it. And nobody loves a sunset like me! I will love the hell out of a sunset. But there is such a thing as turning the corner with that stuff and then next thing you know, boom, you are a money mill and a spiritual leader with a couple big bank accounts. And books that make LITTLE SENSE, when they are not actively harmful.

The reason so many of us are obsessed with becoming stars is because we’re not yet starring in our own lives.

— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) June 22, 2012

ENJOY. And please cure your HIV and/or cancer, it’s very off-putting, and I can tell that you don’t love yourself.

Man. I went through this the first time around in California and it was really terrible.

@marwilliamson can u give more details? 🙂

— Wakeelism! (@MohamedAlwakeel) June 25, 2012