Fictional Drugs In Order Of How Useful They Would Be To Me Right Now

by Emily Gould February 29, 2012

14. Sex Packets
13. Glint
12. DMZ
11. Vitameatavegamin
10. Comanapracil
9. Gleemonex
8. Teamocil
7. Repressitol
6. Morphling
5. Novril
4. Focusyn
3. Aslan
2. Abulinix
1. NZT-48

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