Misguided Science Types Somehow Convinced Moon Worth Preserving

Oh, by all means, let’s try and preserve all the VALUABLE HISTORY on the moon. It’s SO IMPORTANT that all the footprints and garbage we left up there on previous visits remain intact. Lord knows the moon can’t do anything for itself, because it’s so USELESS. Ugh, stupid moon! Don’t you know it’s not going to make a difference once we finally come to our senses and blow you into little tiny chunks of utter worthlessness?