Rugby Turns Man Gay

You know, if it should ever happen that, while attempting to impress my rugby pals by doing a backflip, I break my neck and suffer a stroke that sees me lose consciousness for days on end and when I wake up I have suddenly become gay and I quit my job at the bank to pursue a career as a hairdresser and move in with my 19-year-old boyfriend, I hope I at least have better fashion sense than this guy. Good lord, those bracelets are hideous.