That Feeling Of Dread Isn't Just Telling You You're A Bad Person

As it turns out, the gnawing sensation of impending doom keeping you awake at night is not simply the result of the realization that all your decent options have already been foreclosed upon and it is only a matter of time before everyone realizes you are a worthless human being whose tiresome neediness and obvious desperation emanates in such a way as to do serious damage to anyone who has, for whatever misguided reason, extended any bit of kindness in your direction. No, it also means you’re about to have a heart attack or a seizure. Probably because of that extra weight you’re carrying around with you, loser.