Heartless Moon Just Messing Around With People Now

“Hertfordshire Police have released the audio of a male 999 caller reporting a bright UFO ‘coming towards him’ in his back garden, only to ring back minutes later to declare that its presence was in fact entirely explainable…. When asked by the call handler what he had seen, the man replied sheepishly: ‘You’re not going to believe this, you’re not going to believe it, it’s the moon.’”