HEY. There is a big Planned Parenthood benefit this week. It will have the lady Sandra Bernhard, and Lizz Winstead, and dreamy foul-mouthed newlywed Lisa Lampanelli, and it is at the Gramercy Theater this Thursday! Here is a special secret price for you, beloved Awl reader, of just $30, because we would love you to attend. (There are also VIP tickets and more expensive tickets, if you’d like to give them more money! Why wouldn’t you?) Buy some or many of these tickets! LET’S DO THIS THING.