Who's Going to Die of Hurricanes This Weekend? Maybe You!
Enjoy “evacuating.” (To… where?) This handy NYC PDF tells you if you’re perhaps in the flooding zone of death on Sunday night. (Unsurprising most likely to be victims: Williamsburg, East Village, JFK.) FUN STORY: New York City and Long Island are basically decades overdue for a devastating hurricane. And, as usual, probably nothing will happen. But perhaps this is finally the year that Fire Island bites it!