'Daily News' Endorses Prison Rape

My very, very favorite kind of American media article is the one about how prisons in other countries just don’t have enough rape. These come out quite frequently! Today the Daily News adds the latest to this genre: it’s all upset about how Norway’s Halden Prison, where horrible, horrible person Anders Breivik may be held, isn’t dank and prisoney enough for American tastes. (So this genre is sort of the opposite of the French articles about how awful the American perp walk is.) “Anders Behring Breivik won’t fear the showers because every prisoner has a private bathroom,” is how the Daily News is pimping this on their front page. ALSO DID YOU HEAR THEY HAVE TVS??? What’s next, are they going to bring country music stars in to entertain the prisoners?