Newlyweds Acknowledging Crushing Realities of Marriage

Today in alleged trends discovered by surveys commissioned by companies who directly benefit from said trends: “Newlyweds are increasinly breaking with tradition and picking tongue-in-cheek songs for their first dance like ‘I still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.’ The U2 hit is among the more bizarre choices raising eyebrows. Others include Morrissey’s ‘You’re the One for Me Fatty’ and classic ska track ‘Shotgun Wedding’ by Roy C…. Other choices to cause a double take include Joy Division’s classic ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’ and Queen’s ‘I Want to Break Free’ said the research for H.Samuel.