Yay, Let's Put Everyone on Twitter in Jail

The hilarious (from afar) affair of the star footballer with the reality show contestant and the ensuing gag orders against naming him technically means that “30,000 people who have broken one or other of the contested injunctions by tweeting in recent days the identities of those involved.” Well, that’s a good start. Can’t we get the rest of them on something? Also, it’s so not normal that one lass’s desire to profit from her relationship is the vanguard of free speech over on Thoughtcrime Island.