French Riot Cops: We Require Our Daily Alcohol!

France (or as I like to call it, Cheesecrime Nation) is the worst country on the planet, and now this worst country is all hopped up in a scandal and growing worser, because they are planning on denying the right of their riot cops to drink alcohol with lunch.

Is there really more to say on this topic?

The police union is — sorry, some of the MULTIPLE French police unions are — calling for keeping the right to get toasted at lunch, which will come in handy, because it’s so much easier to go searching for women in headscarves to treat poorly when you’ve had a few. Honestly I’d rather take my chances in Ciudad Juarez than Paris.