Just a little programming note: a certain very ill and somewhat frightening monster has captivated the television stations and radios and many of the papers. If you’re feeling a bit too heartily pursued by this particular monster, feeling a bit too caught in the crossfires of the media streams, we have a solution for you! Join us in turning your very important gaze elsewhere. It’s your mind, after all — literally your only resource. Free it and your ass will follow, and there’ll be no monsters on your tail.