Why Did Lady Wear Unexpected Dress?

by Alex Balk February 28, 2011

What sinister cabal is behind the massive conspiracy to keep the world from knowing why Natalie Portman wore “Rodante” [sic] rather than Dior at last night’s Oscars? I’m guessing it had something to do with the Jews. I mean, it usually does.

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