Ten Things The Size Of Texas

• Shifting, avalanching, freezing-and-unfreezing dark basalt sand dunes encircling the North Pole of the planet Mars

• Area flooded around the city of Rockhampton, in Queensland, Australia last month

God’s rusty steel ring

The hole you left deep inside of my heart

• One half of an area of water in the Pacific Ocean that has lots of plastic garbage in it — though NOT in one solid “patch”

Gil Scott-Heron’s ego

Bill Callahan’s ego

• The asteroid approaching Earth in Armageddon

• Beck’s old girlfriend’s tofu

• Mouth of insane silverback gorilla bling in window display in Diamond District, to scale