Upright-Walking Gorilla Hints At Our Terrible Future

Oh sure, this gorilla’s minder acts blasé and dismissive over his charge’s method of perambulation, but don’t be fooled: The gorillas are evolving. Soon they will all be walking upright, and we will be forced to toil in their banana mines until Charlton Heston comes from the past to liberate us. This guy is just hoping that if he keeps quiet about it for now he will get some kind of supervisory role in the new regime. Consider yourselves warned.