"Tech Cleanse" Will Remind You How Awful Life Really Is

Worried that you’re spending too much time online? Why not try a “tech cleanse”? It’s the hot new trend where, by restricting yourself from electronic gadgets and all the other apparatus of our wired world, you learn exactly how boring your friends and family are and just how irritating real-world social interaction is without the ability to absent yourself to the virtual arena. It’s a learning experience, alright. You’ll remember just how much you actually hate people all over again. Try it today!