Today's Beyond-Mandatory Reading

“Home is where I climb out of my mecha-suit-of-a-poised-persona and power down. Home is where my house pants live. And they’re hideous. I am devoted to my friends and we can graphically detail our love lives and talk extensively about how much I make but no single confidant has seen all or even most of my homes.”
— Obviously you will need to be reading this. No, for real, clickety clicky click.