The TSA Would Like You to Settle Down Now or You'll Get Screened Harder

This weekend’s rollicking TSA scandal — stemming from this video — has come to a speedy resolution. Why, the TSA has blogged about it, so everything must be fine now! They write: “Their son alarmed the walk through metal detector and needed to undergo secondary screening. The boy’s father removed his son’s shirt in an effort to expedite the screening. After our TSO completed the screening, he helped the boy put his shirt back on. That’s it. No complaints were filed and the father was standing by his son for the entire procedure.” So shut up, everyone, and get back in line. Don’t make us get the truncheons.