Four Loko Chugging is the New Waterboarding -- RIP Four Loko!

Here’s state assemblyman Felix Ortiz chugging Four Loko, with a doctor on hand. (Wuss.) Sad to say, this riveting report ends too soon: “At this point we have to stop filming as Ortiz begins vomiting.” In any event, the fun and games are over: Four Loko has removed caffeine from its magical recipe. Now we have to drink coffee between sips of our malt beverages. WHEN WILL THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA AND OBAMA’S OVERZEALOUS BIG GOVERNMENT REGULATION STOP?