Breaking! Google Is Skynet! Their Robot-Driven Cars Exist! Game Over, Man


It does not appear to be April 1 by our pitiful human calendars so we are going to presume that this announcement from the former software company turned robotics and human health and interests services industry (AKA our shadow government) called “Google,” in which they reveal that they have been secretly having robots drive cars up and down California, is real and that we’re all going to die.