Why Women Are Always Apologizing

"Okay, okay, I'll apologize!"

Science has figured out why women apologize more frequently then men do. It’s because they are wrong much more often tend to think that every little infraction must be addressed and atoned for. Men, on the other hand, know that an apology is only warranted for major incidents, like sleeping with your sister or forgetting your birthday or sleeping with your sister on your birthday and then forgetting about it. Anyway, let’s learn more.

“Men aren’t actively resisting apologizing because they think it will make them appear weak or because they don’t want to take responsibility for their actions,” said study researcher Karina Schumann, a doctoral student in social psychology at the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada. “It seems to be that when they think they’ve done something wrong they do apologize just as frequently as when women think they’ve done something wrong. It’s just that they think they’ve done fewer things wrong.”

Damn right. You broads should probably learn to be a little less sensitive, okay? Also, Happy Birthday! And sorry about that thing with your sister.