Happy Chicks Voting Day!

90 years ago today the 19th amendment to the United States Constitution, guaranteeing women’s suffrage, was ratified. On behalf of the gender which overwhelmingly tends to vote for the most destructive loon on the ballot, I would like to thank you ladies for doing your best to help save us from ourselves. Hopefully you’ll turn out come November, because, man, we’re really gonna need you this time.