I’m probably not the only one whose heart gets all fluttery when he sees the words “Gypsies” and “illegal camps” and “deportation” and “repatriation” in the same story, right? (Maybe that is just because I recently re-read Bruce Sterling’s “Black Swan” last night, in which Nicolas Sarkozy is Nicolas the Rat, evil criminal.) Anyway, yeah. The Gypsies! Since we didn’t manage to sterilize all of them in the 80s, I guess Sarkozy can send them out of France and back to Olde Europa. (Which is what? Moldavia?) Just don’t let them near Sweden or Denmark. Or Germany. Or Italy. Or the Czech Republic. Or Hungary. Or Bulgaria.