Bear Ready For Reality TV Closeup

I don’t watch any of the “Real Housewives” shows, because even with life being as interminably long as it is, it is still too short, but if every episode somehow involved one of those ladies hiding out from a bear I’m pretty sure I would have to make it appointment television. Anyway, housewife Caroline Manzo of Franklin Lakes spotted-and, the world being what it is now, tweeted about-”the biggest f***ing bear in the world in my front yard.” Everyone wants to get into the act.