What You'll Be Wearing At Your Resort This Winter

Is there anything more wonderful than the resort-wear fashion mini-collections? Mostly because pretending you need clothes for a “resort” (what a great word, too!) is so hilarious. And, now that everyone’s showed their “looks,” we can see that the best part is that it’s all blatantly mid-season sales driving, wholly unnecessary and also not very attractive.

Chanel (“UM WHAT AM I WEARING?”):

Proenza “I’m on a boat and I’m saaaaad” Schouler:

Burberry (“I’m on a boat and I’m staaaarving”):

Lanvin (“I’m on a boat and I have a black friend!”):

Louis (“I’m on a boat and HAVE I TOLD YOU I ONCE SLEPT WITH MICK JAGGER?”) Vuitton:

Marc (“…”) Jacobs:

Givenchy, however, I can kind of get behind!