Anna Chapman, The Spy Who Didn't Love Herself Enough To Be Competent


“Why bother calling yourself ‘Anna Chapman’ if you’re going to speak in a thick Russian accent and make Facebook videos describing your venture firm that is looking for risky investments in Russia-and record the video in Russian? ‘She came from Russia, with love’ reads the [New York Post] lead about the accused Russian spy whose ‘cover’ probably related more to New Yorkers’ suspecting Russian entrepreneurs of being gangsters rather than agents of Moscow Center, and then feeling xenophobic and correcting themselves. I mean this lady may as well have kept a smoked fish in her Gucci handbag wrapped in a front page of Pravda for cheap snacking on the go!”
The Spy Who Loved Us Also Didn’t Love Us Hard Enough To Spy Very Well.