Today's Sign That The Blog-To-Book-Deal Biz Has Gotten Out Of Hand

Presenting My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress, in which a man with a whole lot of issues with his ex and a hankering for a book deal uses the dress his former spouse married him in to do things like play jump rope, wash the dishes, strain pasta, and floss his teeth. (Not in that order, although he does do the flossing after using the thing as a gym towel. Ew.) Can’t wait for the answer blog, My Ex-Husband’s Sociopathic Nature And Kind Of Gross Attitudes Towards Personal Cleanliness, to launch!