The Nine Most Facepalm-Worthy Slogans On T-Shirts And Tattoos Worn By Bamboozle Festival Attendees

9. Girls Don’t Poop
8. Gaga Has A Weiner
7. Snookie Is My Homegirl [sic]
6. Quit Staring At My Tweets
5. Call Me, Ke$ha [Phone Number Redacted]
4. Cuttin’ Up Hookers
3. Fuck Justin Beiber [sic]
2. Fukken
1. Jesus Is A Cunt