The always-number-crunching Nate Silver has compiled a chart of fast-food items’ relative unhealthiness to KFC’s Double Down. The winner as far as pure gluttony goes: Wendy’s Triple Baconator (pictured), a three-patty lots-of-bacon-and-cheeseburger that has 1,350 calories, 90 grams of fat, and 2.78 grams of sodium — the equivalent of two and a half Double Downs, if you want to get mathy about it. If only it came on a lattice of bacon instead of a bun. It would be so much more bloggable that way! Someone get on that, OK?