The Greatest Technological Advance In Our Lifetimes Is Now Live

“It was an unlikely place for a media frenzy: inside the non-descript conference rooms of a building in central Berlin. But this weekend, members of the local and international press corps jostled and elbowed to get closer to the star of this particular show. Film crews fought for the best vantage point, photographers held their cameras aloft to get the best shots and reporters scribbled furiously in their notebooks. The big — and slightly unlikely — deal? The world’s first döner-kebab robot.

It works! And no black holes yet! So awesome.