Send In The Ursine Parachute Brigade!

And yet we decided to go with a surge

“Bears have scent detection that is far superior to bloodhounds! Trained bears with GPS and day/night cameras around their necks might be able to hunt down the scent of [Osama bin Laden], even in and through any caves and tunnels!!! Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be. Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing.”
-This selection of suggestions received by the Department of Defense through the “Contact us” feature of its website offers a fascinating look into the minds of your fellow Internet surfers. See also: “Has anyone at the Department if Defense noticed that the Twin Towers were destroyed on 9/11, and that when you dial emergency services in the USA you dial 911? If so, is this merely a coincidence” [Via]