School officials in Federal Way, WA, are warning parents of a disturbing new trend: students splashing themselves with Axe body spray and then lighting themselves on fire. Experts warn that the condition, known as “being a 6th grade boy,” could prove harmful. I’m trying to remember why we did crap like this back when I was in 6th grade. I mean, what was the point if we didn’t have any YouTube to which we couldupload video of ourselves doing it? Oh, right, I know: because we were 6th grade boys, humanity’s stupidest creatures. Anyway, I’m glad to see Axe body spray is being used for some actual purpose other than skipping showers.