Worst Sentence Ever Is Finally Written

“Fashion police on the prowl for the latest trends were held captive at a Singapore prison recently when it housed couture instead of inmates.”
-That’s the worst sentence ever, ever, ever written, on the topic of the Calvin Klein Spring 2010 collection, which took place in a recently decommissioned prison. I mean, for starters, “ck Calvin Klein” isn’t by any stretch of the imagination “couture”!