Is The Metroplex Monster A Chupacabra?

The North Central Texas Goat Sucker? [Photo: Joe Duty]

[Photo: Joe Duty]
“This is a weird little critter. This is not a coyote. This is not a dog.”
-Wise County, TX, resident Tony Potter discusses the animal carcass he discovered last week at a local golf course. Some suggest that this Metroplex Monster is a chupacabra, a legendary cryptid which stalks the American Southwest. Sure! I mean, why not? CHUPACABRA DISCOVERED, PEOPLE! MUST CREDIT THE AWL.COM, and then if you feel like it, credit the actual organization that discovered it in the first place. Whatever you’re into, you know? But we’ll be happy to take the link.