What are you going to do this weekend? Catch up on your CSI? Some light cleaning? Or maybe you could polish off two chapters in your dusty old novel! Maybe it’s your first novel, the one that you would rather die before showing anyone? Or, as Michael Berger puts it today, “The one people will say, provided it ever gets published: oh that was just his first novel. That’s why it was so childish and so preoccupied with sex and werewolves and time travel.” (Um, yes please.) Anyway, that is what he is going to do this weekend and why don’t you join him? He is still hacking out the beginning of his, “which features a fire in an apartment complex, a food fight, a congregation of greaser bikers, fishnet stockings and a long walk to a haunted park.” Sure!