When London hosts the Olympics in 2012, athletes at the highest level of their sports will be competing in a stadium constructed out of recycled knives and guns. And this is not a new thing for Knifecrime Island: Recycled weaponry is frequently “melted down and used in the structures of bridges and buildings, as well as in car and train production” and also winds up in photo frames and jewelry. Even the very crown that rests upon the monarch’s head was made from old Robbins of Dudley push daggers. Prince Charles is PART SWITCHBLADE. They like knives, is what I’m saying.