by The End of the 00s
When I was younger, Long Island seemed oddly resistant to chain stores, or at least the standalone types that couldn’t be contained by a shopping mall. It was a big deal when, during my high-school years, the Island got its first K-Mart. Wal Mart didn’t arrive in the 516 until 1995. After that, a series of big-box complexes rushed in, as did new streets to lead people inside their hulking parking structures. (I still have to swallow hard before I can give people directions that incorporate “Corporate Drive.”)
It might be this weird arrested development that makes me a bit romantic over the suburban chain store.
And this decade was not kind to them; the rapid expansion of shopping centers led to the perhaps-inevitable demise of chains small and large. Many still have hulking ghosts scattered around this country’s byways. (My sister and I, taking a drive through Suffolk County last week: “What do you think that store was?” “Oh, I dunno. Maybe a Circuit City? Or it could just be the Home Depot that moved across the street.” “I guess it’s good that this year there are no liquidation sales going on.” “Yeah, this year, just the car models are going away.”)
In an effort to further lessen the divide between patriotism and capitalism, I present to you memories of a few stores that shuffled off the turnpikes during this decade. (B. Dalton’s middlebrow book offerings won’t be leaving this nation’s malls until early 2010.) The stories share a lot of parallels; most collapsed under the weight of their own debts, which were racked up during pie-in-the-sky expansion efforts during a bubblicious period that many thought would never end. Never forget-and hey, Five Guys and Zara, please read this as a cautionary tale.
Circuit City, 2009. My only sentimental attachment to the electronics chain, which had a much colder faÃƒÂ§ade than the friendly blue hues preferred by its rival Best Buy, was its place as my sister’s first stop on our annual Black Friday trip around the local environs, which was only because it was the closest place to our parents’ house that had deals on DVDs. Yet the one thing that lives on in Circuit City’s zombie incarnation is its curiously stoplight-ish branding. Did no one ever think about the subtle “stop before you spend your money” messages that were being sent out there?
Fortunoff, 2009. A northeastern chain that mostly specialized in the type of housewares that could be called “nice,” Fortunoff was a Long Island business that had been established in 1922; in the ’90s its branding was so entrenched in the Island’s culture that it was able to anchor a brand-new mall that was named after its slogan. (“The Source.”) The mall’s mix of outlet stores, upscale casual dining restaurants like the Cheesecake Factory, and a Jillian’s probably should have been a sign that Fortunoff’s premium pricing on jewelry, furniture, and wedding-registry-ready housewares would soon be out of fashion. In 2008 it was sold to the owners of Lord & Taylor, and it fell to liquidation earlier this year. Its anchor space at The Source is still empty, and the mall now claims a Dave & Buster’s as one of its anchors.
Bennigan’s, 2008. OK, so I’m pretty sure I haven’t eaten at one since, like, high school. But you have to feel for poor Butters.
Linens & Things, 2008. A casualty of both the housing bubble and its own debts. The assets of the company went from $1.3 billion to $1 million in the space of three years-because, as in the case of Circuit City, at the end, the only thing worth a damn was the familiar brand name.
Steve & Barry’s, 2009. In 2005, this Long Island-based chain opened 62 new outlets in 3.5 million square feet of freshly leased mall space, which garnered a fair amount of attention from the business press. Steve & Barry’s specialized in super-cheap clothing that was more blatant than fashion-forward; it had racks of T-shirts emblazoned with odes to beer and the logos of local high schools, each of which cost less than your average Value Meal. Steve & Barry’s would eventually try to upscale itself, co-branding its still-inexpensive wares with the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Amanda Bynes, and Stephon Marbury. (In the mall near my parents’ house the racks of sub-$10 “Federal Body Inspector” tops were placed in a space formerly occupied by Nobody Beats The Wiz, another chain that came to an early demise despite its Seinfeld shout-outs.) The chain capsized under the weight of its debts in 2008; it went under before it could make its mark downtown, where it was slated to occupy the E. 4th St. space that was once the home of…
Tower Records. The most painful capsizing of all, occasioned by some completely dunderheaded corporate decisions, Big Music’s brief, ruinous love affair with serving as electronics stores’ loss leaders and a tanking economy for recorded music. The chain’s last days were characterized by carcass-picking of cheap discs that had once been priced at $18.99 and higher, which only added insult to injury. (Especially when I heard tales of people finding things for super-cheap that I’d purchased at premium prices back when I had the money to do that sort of thing.) Tower had been something of a social space for me, even though I rarely talked to people on the trips that my friends and I would take there; I would stalk the aisles in search of music I’d only read about, band names that were trapped in my memory being unlocked after sidelong glances at divider cards.
When I went to Ireland in September, I was staying around the corner from an outpost of the store’s still-existent Irish arm. The last day of my trip, I finally got there when it was open-and upon walking inside and taking my first breath, I was greeted with the uniquely Tower smell of molding plastic and record-collector folly. It almost made me burst into tears.