"Palin Was Unaware Of The Attempted Tomato Attack"

Some jerk in Minnesota managed to strengthen Sarah Palin’s conviction that there is a lycopersican-based conspiracy against her when he tossed a couple of tomatoes at the former Alaska governor at a mall book-signing. He missed. After the incident, Palin headed to a private GOP fundraiser which was also attended by fellow GOP crazy Rep. Michele Bachmann. No word on what the two discussed, but I’m betting it had something to do with the fact that the President is a Muslim foreigner who hates Christmas.