It's grim today. AGAIN.

by Alex Balk December 22, 2009
Yes, I went with JINGLE JUGS

Pick your poison, because THIS is what’s out there today: Jingle Jugs are on sale for $9.99! or “what are you going to do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook?” Can’t we just call it Christmas already? Also, I cannot imagine how awful it must be to be a teenager in this modern era.

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