Doesn't Anyone Want To Do Some Crimes In This Country?

These days he couldn't even be bothered

Even though we are mired in a terrible recession, crime continues to fall nationwide. No one is quite sure why, but theories include extended unemployment benefits, the effects of the stimulus program, and the fact that pretty much everyone is sitting around at home doing nothing now, making burglary more difficult. Or maybe YOU JUST AREN’T TRYING HARD ENOUGH. “Property crimes” are down 6.1%. Americans really are getting lazier. [Via]