Here is the world’s worst holiday gift guide, from the Washington Post. Bubble bath! Mediocre wingtips! (Here’s a hint: if you’re going to spend more $550 on wingtips for men, then you can afford to go to John Lobb and get proper ones.) And? Says one gift-giver: “My female friends are getting amazingly colorful one-size-fits-all muumuus I found in Bali.” That is from boutique-owner Christopher Reiter, who is going to have zero female friends as of December 26th.