On Why Can't Johnny Breed?
Ugh. Relax. It's a silly inside-ish joke with saythatscool. It has nothing to do with gender roles or the like. Besides, I make my sons wear black leather ball-gag/humiliation masks to school, and those are clearly just for girls!
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On Why Can't Johnny Breed?
You know who's gonna be confused when the time comes for some intimacy? That Jolie-Pitt kid with the "mixed up" private parts, that's who.
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On Why Can't Johnny Breed?
Won't these selfish children please think of the poor hack journalists who depend on at least one "teens blow/finger/rub each other more than ever" trend piece each year? What are these writers supposed to do now, write TWO "vitamins' benefits remain dubious" pieces this year?
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On 10 Rap Songs On Which Ladies Outshine Their Male Counterparts
I hate to quibble about just one of these tracks (especially because I agree with the rest (to at least some degree)), but I can't get behind putting Self-Destruction on this list. Because the song is sofa king wack, nobody involved exactly covered him/herself in glory. That said, implying that Chuck D., KRS-One, Kool Moe Dee and Doug E. Fresh were outshined (outshone?) by MC Lyte is heresy to this old-ish rap fan. And I like MC Lyte just fine. She's just not in the same category (in my opinion) as those MCs (unless the category is "Early to Mid- 1980s MCs"). If your point is that she outshined/outshone D Nice, Heavy D and the Stetsasonic guys, I can't disagree. So, yes, MC Lyte probably did outshine SOME of her male counterparts on that one, but certainly not all of them. And, no, I won't admit that Miss Melodie trumped anyone on any song ever. Sorry, KRS-One.
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On Boycotting Koch Products is Not Just Fun but Mostly Remarkably Easy
I hope this makes those bastards nervous. There's nothing I'd love to see more than a big, sweaty Koch.
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On Woman Has Close Encounter With Wild Wolves
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On Woman Has Close Encounter With Wild Wolves
I had a similar, albeit less fortunate, experience. In 2006, I proposed putting a glass tower of more than 20 stories atop the old Sotheby Parke-Bernet building at 980 Madison Avenue, in the Upper East Side Historic District. Some neighbors were none too happy with the idea. One night while walking home, I was struck in the back of the head with (what turned out to be) a cane. I went down in a heap and my assailant whispered, "You are not Charlotte Simmons, bitch!"
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On Dead Man Really Hated President, American Cancer Society
Around the office, Jim would joke that "we'll all be frozen food some day." Then he'd air a general complaint and use the "n" word.
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On Lucinda Williams Makes Up For Lost Time
I feel your pain. After "Like Father, Like Sons" in 2000, it took Nelson 10 years to release "Lightning Strikes Twice." I blame Gunnar.
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On Quit Your Job! A Q&A with Erin McKenna of BabyCakes
Delicious. [winks grossly]