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How to Hire A Fucking Editor.

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 12:25 pm 2

On Brave Heroes Denied $1.3 Million Reward For Finding Killer Cop

And the LAPD tried to get out of paying the 2 little old paper delivering ladies for shooting at them and destroying their truck. I don't know what happened with the other truck they shot up without warning.

It kind of proves Dorner's point.

Posted on March 27, 2013 at 3:44 pm 0

On My Dark Night Of The Sole

Go to a dental school. I think it's about 50% less. It takes forever but they do very good work. I went to NYU dental school when I lived there (http://www.nyu.edu/dental/patientinfo/index.html). Their work is still in place as opposed to about $5,000 worth of work I had done about 3 years ago from a highly recommended dentist in LA that I now have to have redone.

Don't know of any cobbler schools though.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 5:26 pm 0

On Oz the Great and Powerful Stench of Garbage

I blame Les Miz for this. If Hugh Jackman was free to do this we would have been spared the two faces of Franco. The two faces being the 2 facial expressions (i.e., grinning and not grinning) Franco utilizes in his dreadfully inept performance.

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 6:57 pm 0

On Weird Millionaire Offers To Torture Married Couple In Space For 501 Days

Is the trick that the Hitachi Magic Wand is the space ship and they are living inside it? You know like in a Twilight Zone ep?

Posted on February 28, 2013 at 8:39 pm 1

On "Traditional Southern Diet" Will Put You In Traditional Southern Grave

What are the longevity percentages of people who watch Paula Deen, Ina Garten and Two Fat Ladies and base all of their food choices thereon?

Posted on February 9, 2013 at 4:49 am 0

On Blergh: A Golden Globes Wrap-up

Cut Jodie some slack Joe. Apparently she was bracing herself for the onslaught of negative publicity that was about to erupt from the discovery that James Woods was the sperm donor for her children.

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=9952225#page:showThread,12353080,1

Posted on January 14, 2013 at 8:34 pm 0

On 11 Disneyland Rides From Terrible To Awesome

The Hollywood Hotel of Terror is the best ride. I can't believe you left it off. It is in California Adventure though.

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:57 pm 1

On Eat Less Fat Yourself Less Fat

@Clarence Rosario That's a tough one. They both have about the same fat content. However the deciding factor may be how much fat will be excreted while you pee out the red wine or puke out the whiskey.

Posted on December 7, 2012 at 11:56 pm 0

On Why Does the 'New Yorker' Hate David O. Russell?

@jfruh I loath Bradley Cooper as much as the next moviegoer. It only took me 60 minutes to get past my loathing. Much the same as any Tom Cruise performance.

Posted on November 27, 2012 at 2:35 am 0