On A Brief Conversation with the Internet Concerning Renée Zellweger

Renee's eyes have looked like that for at least a year:


Why has it taken so long for the internet to notice?


Darfur refugee

Posted on October 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm 1

On Watching Every Episode of 'Murder She Wrote'

Jessica Fletcher is my spirit animal.

Posted on October 6, 2014 at 3:28 pm 0

On Crops Rotated

My life is evaporating.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 1:45 pm 0

On The End Of Comments


Posted on April 15, 2014 at 10:19 am 1

On Guess What Happens When The Antibiotics Stop Working

I haven't taken an antibiotic in 20 years so my body would not develop a resistance for when I would REALLY need it. Little did I know all you whimps would be out there creating super germs. Thanks everyone.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm 0

On How Do You Feel About Melissa Leo?

She bugs me because she stole Jacki Weaver's Oscar.

Posted on October 11, 2013 at 1:49 pm 1

On The Annotated "Frank Sinatra Has A Cold"

Posted on October 9, 2013 at 5:21 pm 0

On The Annotated "Frank Sinatra Has A Cold"

@La Cieca He was probably bluffing but it's not impossible to see a movie before it's released.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 10:32 pm 0

On The Annotated "Frank Sinatra Has A Cold"

@La Cieca This exchange was written this year. Just an old man who hasn't changed the way he thinks since then.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 7:52 pm 0

On The Annotated "Frank Sinatra Has A Cold"

"The story closes with one woman and opens with two. I’m curious about how the blondes “knew” not to force Sinatra to talk. This suggests that they knew him more than cursorily. Did they? Did you interview them?

I didn’t know who they were and I still don’t know who they were. As far as I was concerned, they were just decoration. I interviewed minor characters excessively, but I didn’t see them as anything but atmosphere."

So casually sexist.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 12:54 pm 0