On Bicycles Are Obviously New York City's Number One Menace!

Bicycles, exercise for history's greatest monsters.

Posted on August 9, 2012 at 10:45 am 1

On The Amateur's Guide To Drinking

I realise this makes me intolerant, prejudiced and grumpy etc. but while I am normally entirely keen on excuses to drink, I can't stand going out at Christmas. Too many amateur tipplers in Santa hats and comedy antlers.
Get off my lawn, lightweights drinking alcopops.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 11:51 am 1

On Drinks That You Should be Ashamed to Order in Public

@ericdeamer There's nothing wrong with drinking Cider, but there's everything wrong with drinking Magners.

Posted on August 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm 0

On Baby v. House: Which Comes With The Better Stuff?

@Tyrantanic Those things work really well, but they are also bastards. The first time an inappropriately angled heat gun blows molten paint chips into your face you will curse the person who created this item.

Posted on August 2, 2011 at 2:17 pm 0

On Please Let America Be Free of Piers Morgan

We don't want him back. Could you guys exile him to Alaska or something rather than repatriating him?

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 9:48 am 1

On The Secret to Not Wearing Socks with Shoes

I am still trying to decide whether the picture is of the socks, shoes or both.

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm 0

On Anders Breivik, The American Tea Party, Norway and "Sharia Creep"

"A mosque was not welcome by ground zero & is surely not welcome here" and "shariah laws are trying to change our country. Look what you've done to France and England!!! India is no longer allowed to practice their faith due to muslims."

Yes dear commenter, you sound like someone with a deep experience of overseas travel there, don't drag my country into your crazy please you moron.

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm 0

On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage

Sorry, by 'always' I did indeed mean when Denton screws around with the fundamentals of the site, thank you for your answer.

Posted on February 12, 2011 at 10:23 am 1

On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage

Forgive me for asking as a total newbie, but do the Gawker commentariat always kick off like this? At the moment it's like a Runescape riot in there, I'm a fairly recent recruit to the Gawkerverse, so I don't know.

Posted on February 11, 2011 at 6:09 pm 1

On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage

The bars of Acton or Ealing.

Posted on February 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm 0