On The Amateur's Guide To Drinking
I realise this makes me intolerant, prejudiced and grumpy etc. but while I am normally entirely keen on excuses to drink, I can't stand going out at Christmas. Too many amateur tipplers in Santa hats and comedy antlers.
Get off my lawn, lightweights drinking alcopops.
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On Drinks That You Should be Ashamed to Order in Public
@ericdeamer There's nothing wrong with drinking Cider, but there's everything wrong with drinking Magners.
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On Baby v. House: Which Comes With The Better Stuff?
@Tyrantanic Those things work really well, but they are also bastards. The first time an inappropriately angled heat gun blows molten paint chips into your face you will curse the person who created this item.
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On Please Let America Be Free of Piers Morgan
We don't want him back. Could you guys exile him to Alaska or something rather than repatriating him?
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On The Secret to Not Wearing Socks with Shoes
I am still trying to decide whether the picture is of the socks, shoes or both.
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On Anders Breivik, The American Tea Party, Norway and "Sharia Creep"
"A mosque was not welcome by ground zero & is surely not welcome here" and "shariah laws are trying to change our country. Look what you've done to France and England!!! India is no longer allowed to practice their faith due to muslims."
Yes dear commenter, you sound like someone with a deep experience of overseas travel there, don't drag my country into your crazy please you moron.
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On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage
Sorry, by 'always' I did indeed mean when Denton screws around with the fundamentals of the site, thank you for your answer.
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On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage
Forgive me for asking as a total newbie, but do the Gawker commentariat always kick off like this? At the moment it's like a Runescape riot in there, I'm a fairly recent recruit to the Gawkerverse, so I don't know.
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On The Gawker Commenter Day of Rage
The bars of Acton or Ealing.
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On Bicycles Are Obviously New York City's Number One Menace!
Bicycles, exercise for history's greatest monsters.